Why, yes -- yes, I am trying to make you somewhat nauseous. Whatever gave me away?
December 15: Barbarcoa-burrito dinner
As much as I like Santa Cruz's fish burrito, Taqueria Portland on Fessenden has them beat overall. Sometimes you just have to put a monkey penis charm on top your bill, especially when you and a friendgirl were just served by Jesus. Then you go for one more five-mile victory lap.