Why, yes -- yes, I am trying to make you somewhat nauseous. Whatever gave me away?
December 12: making THE CURE for kidney stones.
Mix a half-cup of [ideally fresh] unsweetened lemon juice with a half-cup of [ ideally light] olive oil. Drink as quickly as possible; do not smell it, do not taste it, just get it down your throat as quickly as you can. In my experience, the stuff tastes like a shoe store smells but it will break up the stone and lube your works to get it out in a matter of hours.