Why, yes -- yes, I am trying to make you somewhat nauseous. Whatever gave me away?
Back from the doctor's
I apparently have multiple spots of nerve damage causing this left arm/torso numbness/pain; as soon as I fill out the paperwork from a private rehab clinic, I get to take a conduction test to find out where my nerves have pinched or failed. It's kind of like using a voltimeter to fix a broken toaster, only the toaster never inconsolably regrets not playing the guitar more while it still could.
Is the upside-down lady tag a universal sign of a port-a-john in distress, like what ships in trouble do with their flags?