Stuck bus.

Here's something you don't see every day -- the 75 to town got its handicapped ramp stuck on a concrete pylon at St Johns center. An inch farther ahead and the ramp would have cleared the pylon, an inch back and it would have landed on top of the pylon and lifted back with no problem. This is the sort of vehicular needle-threading clusterfuck that, yes, only a blonde woman could achieve. You know it, I know it, dogs know it, because it's true. After some hemming, hawing and a useless call to headquarters, we just tugged on the damn thing until it came loose.