Why, yes -- yes, I am trying to make you somewhat nauseous. Whatever gave me away?
Sometimes there are no words. Except GET ON THE SCENE LIKE AN MSG MACHINE.
I think I'm more charmed by how wacky U.S. celebrities act in these Japanese commercials than I am by how clearly confident they are that no one over here will ever ever ever see them. MACEO-SAN! WATASHI BURIJI NI TORU!!!