Why, yes -- yes, I am trying to make you somewhat nauseous. Whatever gave me away?
So,The Rapture™ happened the other day. The joke is on you, Christianists -- turns out the only soul on Earth worth plucking up before months of fiery natural disasters and mass human suffering (a.k.a. Summer in America now that we've done so much damage to the environment) prior to Earth's destruction was the Macho Man, Randy Savage. OH YEEEEAAAAAAH.