How to make your own Shamrock Shake with stuff you probably already have in your kitchen, rather than drive around town like an asshole hoping that the next McDonald's won't be out of stock too:
Ingredients
* Two cups of any type of vanilla ice cream
* One to one-and-a-quarter cups of any type of milk [the fattier the better, of course], depending on how thick you like your milkshake
* A quarter to a half-teaspoon of mint extract, depending on how hardcore you want to be [peppermint will also work, probably better the more I think about it]
* Four-to-eight drops of food-coloring green, depending on your aesthetic/memory of swilling this shit as a child.
Process
* Put everything in a blender. Blend until smooth. Eat/Drink/Enjoy.
[* If actually Irish, add two cups of hard liquor. Insert beer to taste. Call your sister a stupid whore. Take a swing at the nearest cop. Begorra, Happy Thursday To Us All.]
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