Friday Morning At The Bootleg DVD Web Sites: THE TELEPHONE BOOK

Stick this in your pipe and smoke it, CITIZEN KANE's trailer:



No one knows the loneliness of being a 20-year-old TELEPHONE BOOK fan surrounded by FORBIDDEN ZONE and ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW enthusiasts.

Here's a scene from the film -- I can't say that it's indicative of the rest of the movie, as no scene in it corresponds to much of anything else in it. Still, "dick-a-lick" is fun to say with a mouthful of peanut butter. Enjoy:



Dear Criterion: Hey, it's me. Please get on finding a decent print of this movie and releasing it before I break down and buy a cruddy pan & scan boot. It would be nice to give just you twenty of my bucks instead of sending a 20 to some jagoff who may or may not rip me off first. Thanks in advance.

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