I'm reasonably certain this is not my grave, sir.
I presume it's not your grave, either. Click for larger.
I hope Noel Coward had his ashes scattered at sea or in his favorite whorehouse or something. If he's just buried under a stone marked COWARD like this, that's a celebrity grave sadder than Elvis being parked in his back yard like an old Ford that's never gonna run again, under a stone engraved with a typo for eternity.
[An oldie but a mediocrity: "Standing At My Grave" con Microsoft Paint.]