Erection Day

Dear gay dudes in the white Lexus,

Dunno why you choose this particular parking lot for your once-a-week lunchtime fuckfests, but I suppose that's cool as you don't throw any garbage into the lot when you're done.

I wouldn't mention this at all except for an FYI: It being so far back, I never swept that corner out after the flood, so your tires may wind up flat from the many many many sharp little pieces of metal scattered about. I would post a sign warning you guys about this, but I don't want to build a reputation as a cockblocker. Yours in Christ, etc. etc.

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