Hey, what was the name of that Jennifer Connelly movie where she was all sad-to-placid looking from start to finish?
Hey, what was the name of that movie with Wes Bentley [the plastic-bag kid from AMERICAN BEAUTY] where he was all reticent-to-gloomy and stuff?
I would like to see those two in a remake of THE GRADUATE, and I don't care which roles they take. Hilarious to imagine Connelly as either Mrs. Braddock, emitting a joyful screech when Benjamin tells his parents he's getting married, or as Mrs. Robinson: "[long sigh, thousand-yard stare, flat affect] Benjamin, I am not trying to seduce you."
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