Friday, October 31, 2008

The 1593rd step on the last road home.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

And ..... no. It didn't work.

It's StIlL shIftINg tO uPPer & LOwer case at randOM. Damn it all. But, the phone's nice and empty, so I'll have no problem leaving it at the Sprint store. Or the nearest dumpster. Yay.

In case there was any doubt I am a misguidedly soft-hearted dolt

I am about to hard-reset my Treo for the first time. I feel like a parent who's about to perform brain surgery on his child, even though that metaphor makes no sense and I know this. The back plate is off and the stylus is out, I'm holding red button down and about to tap the reset switch ... hail mary full of grace jack lord is with me bless that i style my women and bless ed who is the fruit in thy room jesus ....

The 1592nd step on the last road home.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

The 1591st step on the last road home.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Dinner

SO FAR SO gOoD conSiDerInG HOw My tReO kEEps tURningTHE Shift KEy onAND OfF anD CErTAin KEyS AREn'tWORKinG AT ALl.

Countdown to me telling Sprint to fuck off 7:59....

Why is it that the first thing to go on a smartphone is the Hotsync, so that you can't back up your personal data before taking it in to replace [read: get jerked around by some mall clerk to make you sign a new contract in order to get a replacement phone, which you've been paying five bucks a month for literally years as insurance for when it breaks?] it as soon as possible?

The 1590th step on the last road home.

Monday, October 27, 2008

The 1589th step on the last road home.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Buying a winter coat

At long last and with a lot of help/tough love, I got a winter coat, undercoat and even a pair of snow boots. I've been without for two years. (It's complicated.) I also got a remaindered copy of Christopher Hitchens' WHY ORWELL MATTERS -- I love reading Hitchens, but I don't trust him. Dinner was a fast salad from Moe's.

Foods

Many many foods.

The 1588th step on the last road home.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

The 1587th step on the last road home.

Friday, October 24, 2008

The star of our show

The 21st.

The 1586th step on the last road home.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

The 1585th step on the last road home.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Vegan meatloaf

Before, during, after.

The 1584th step on the last road home.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

After.

This really is why people follow this blog.

Let's see how long this takes.

Before.

New-To-Me Bands I Like, Part One of ... Five or Six .... maybe.


I was in Albany a few months ago, and caught the last few minutes of a great NPR performance from a Western-swing band with a remarkable female vocalist, but not their name. Luckily, I had a few of the songs, especially "Mister Man In The Moon" ["are you made out of green cheese? or are you simply a lonely man?"] on a loop in my mind for the entire drive home .... and after we arrived -- you know, come to think of it, those songs are still in my head. Anyway, the Google, it told me the band is the Blue Ribbon Boys With Julia Gottlieb, and I even found a rather-tinny sounding mp3 of the Albany show here. And, in the time since I bookmarked those links during one of my occasional breaks from lying on the floor and staring into my eventual oblivion, the band has released a swell CD on CDBaby.com.

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    I don't hate the entire continent of America.

    The 1583rd step on the last road home.

    Monday, October 20, 2008

    Library, breakfast and dinner

    Dinner was delighful despite me and my lousy planning skills.

    More cartoonists talking with other cartoonists

    Austin English has a new blog, 20 Questions with Cartoonists -- a lot of his questions are ones I've been thinking about asking a number of writers I know for a while now, so I like/envy 20cartoonquestions already.

    Speaking of cartoonist chat, THE COMIX CLAPTRAP has posted its latest episode.

    The 1582nd step on the last road home.

    Sunday, October 19, 2008

    Tail end of yesterday

    Then my 85% vegan breakfast and this evening's trip to Wegmans.

    Apples and Pumpkins and Signs

    Oh my.

    Lunch and pumpkin-buying Saturday

    We wanted to eat at Thai Basil, but arrived 45 minutes before they re-opened for lunch. What business does that these days? So we ate at Los Tapitos a few doors down. Then, the Cider Mill for a pumpkin and a fews candy apples.

    Um, isn't this illeagal or something?

    It's unethical, certainly. Taken on the 16th but the sign's still in the bush.

    The 1581st step on the last road home.

    Saturday, October 18, 2008

    thursday

    Guest hand post by J.

    The 1580th step on the last road home.

    Friday, October 17, 2008

    Should you have to write a WWII comic book, always remember:

    If you want the Red Skull to tell his goons to shoot Captain America, have him yell “Schiessen!” not “Scheissen!” which is only proper for him to yell if they miss. I learned this while Schiessening der Scheissen, if you know what I mean.

    A long-delayed public apology

    "Picasso Diied so that your light box could go to heaven."


    In the summer of 1999, way back when I thought comics conventions were/could be more than flea markets for nerds and/or hipsters, I was appalled that the coverage of that year's Small Press Expo told me less about Craig Thompson, who had just released his first major work GOODBYE CHUNKY RICE and exponentially more about some dead-drunk kid who had slept it off in a recliner that some cartoonists had dragged into the hotel's elevator.



    Utterly ridiculous, right? At the time, a debut graphic novel of RICE's size was unique and pretty special, so Thompson and all the potential and possibilities he presented should have been the story for that SPX. [I could be wrong, but I think that was also the year David Choe published SLOW JAMS, which I could argue is a far more positively influential work than RICE has been.] But no, let's mention the sleeping kid in the elevator and who we drank with at the beach party. All that's great, but, um, who's Craig Thompson?



    By the way, the one useful thing I can recall from those con reports is Eddie Campbell's Six-Pack of Drunkenness: Jocose, Verbose, Bellicose, Lachrymose, Comatose and Morose in the morning.


    Anyway, that drunk kid grew up to be ....



    Victor Cayro, The Beard, Bald Eagles, the too-balls-out-to-be-smugly-ironic super-genius. Therefore, I was wrong to be annoyed that he got all the attention. I'd like to formally apologize to Victor and all SPX98 attendees involved in his passed-out-in-the-manger discovery for ever complaining about this. I stopped being annoyed about Craig's SPX98 outshining about three-fourths through BLANKETS, and realized I needed to write this about the same percentage into Victor's first piece in KRAMERS ERGOT.



    Rare is the art that can stroll into the junk drawer of my subconscious, say BITCHES LEAVE to the coked-out hookers there [note to my girlfriend: this is a metaphor for the pop-culture garbage in said junk drawer, not actual women] shoot me in the legs and then leave a pin-less pineapple on my Occipital coffee table on the way out the door. [I would assume that S. Clay Wilson plays Dick Jones in the pre-explosion video.]

    Speaking of video:





    The videopus, TOUCH MY FACE:
    Part One
    Part Two
    Part Three
    Part Four

    Victor returns to SPX, and You Are There.

    The 1579th step on the last road home.

    Thursday, October 16, 2008

    I wouldn't want a screensaver like this, but I would consider it.

    Do people know about Oamos? Are they over it already? I don't know, and don't care. It's fun.

    a PSA for my fellow [fat-]cat peoples

    From all I've seen, Feline Diabetes is as miserable for everyone involved as it is avoidable. Junk carbs are as bad for them as they are for us. So, um, knock it off already. Little Man and I thank you.

    I wouldn't want a screensaver like this, but I would consider it.

    Do people know about Oamos? Are they over it already? I don't know, and don't care. It's fun.

    Ooo, geothermal loops

    [Cleaning out my bookmarks:] I like when my innate stinginess and moral compass get to work together, so while it's unlikely that I'll ever be able to afford hiring Grooters, Leapaldt, Tideman Architects to design my house, I have enjoyed watching their ingenious vision for the Kennedy Community School in St. Joseph, Minnesota being built. The school looks great and the eco-friendly technologies used in its construction are sure to start saving its taxpayers money almost immediately. I would love to see Dan Zettwoch draw a comic about the building.

    [It's been a while since I visited the webcam, which isn't nearly as visually exciting as it was this summer. It's probably all built, which means I missed the pre-completion disposal of mobster corpses in a fill dump; at least, that's what they do to celebrate a new building where I come from.]

    The 1578th step on the last road home.

    Wednesday, October 15, 2008

    In honor of the late Tim O'Neil

    dinner.

    I have been commissioned to write an autobiography and I would be grateful to any of your readers who could tell me what I was doing between 1960-1974

    It's been a while, but I've decided to resume using this platform for more than image-blogging and the occasional text post. I've decided to cease seeking the explanation for my disappearance of the last few years, and improvements to Blogger Beta have solved a major problem I had with my blog writing -- namely, my tendency to write nothing for five days and then bang out five sizable posts at once. Huzzah for the new, um, pre-date [close enough] scheduling feature!

    The Comment feature for posts is back on, so let me ask: Who are you, why are you here and why do you come back? [If you come back, of course.]

    The 1577th step on the last road home.

    Tuesday, October 14, 2008

    The 1576th step on the last road home.

    Monday, October 13, 2008

    Dinner

    Leftover slop

    nerdchatz

    Rina Ayuyang and Thien Pham just launched a great little podcast called Comix Claptrap -- I enjoyed the first one more than any given year of either of the other comics chat shows. I haven't heard the latest episode [featuring Renee French] because I'm still enjoying the first one -- I've listened to it one and a half times, and I don't want that two hours of my life back. I even saved the MP3 file, which might be the first time I've done that with these things.

    I could listen to Thien talk shit about crap for hours; even when he's wrong [although his idea of how the Ignatz judging works is actually a dozen times better than the blandly secretive logroll that it is] he's far more engaging than the somnambulant mediocrities who've been podcasting so far. If you like the arty funnybooks, I recommend this one.

    The 1575th step on the last road home.

    Sunday, October 12, 2008

    a thought jessica didn't think much of

    The Duke brothers (of Hazzard County) drove around in an adverb.

    Dinner

    Vegan sausage, meatballs and penne with sauce d'Jessimaca.

    Breakfast

    The 1574th step on the last road home.

    Saturday, October 11, 2008

    Finally caught up ... Again.

    Heart-shaped moss and two deeply unsatisfying meatballs from tedeschi's (never again). Chad Dawson has officially rocked Tarver's ass, and I wish Vitali had been allowed to continue caving Sam Peter's face in for a few more rounds. stoopit open scoring.

    Salt springs 3

    I has wood.

    Salt Springs

    Part II.

    Hiking at Salt Spring Park part the first

    I did not use the restroom this time.

    October 9 2008

    Vegetable Korma dinner at Moghul's, and the bathroom at Clintwood's next door.

    October 8 2008

    My basil chicken dinner at Thai Thai.

    October 6 2008

    Don't slam your pinky in an unhinged solid-wood door. Then shop for two families..

    October 4th 2008

    The finale. We had (not) vegan food in the Commons afterward.

    October 4, 2008

    Part two

    October 4 2008

    Big wedding day (not mine) part one.

    October 3 2008

    Parked in at the post office by a man I'm 90% sure was literally mentally ill (but driving regardless). I need a new suit. Relighting the heater's pilot.

    Oh, one more

    For 100108. The puzzle's maker promises to replace incorrect pieces, so I guess they screw up a lot.

    October 1 2008

    Breakfast/lunch/dinner, followed by the unsatisfying conclusion to the boy's puzzle.

    The 1573rd step on the last road home.

    Friday, October 10, 2008

    The 1572nd step on the last road home.

    Thursday, October 09, 2008

    Sept 30 2008

    Dinner.

    The 1571st step on the last road home.

    Wednesday, October 08, 2008

    The 1570th step on the last road home.

    Tuesday, October 07, 2008

    The 1569th step on the last road home.

    Monday, October 06, 2008

    The 1568th step on the last road home.

    Sunday, October 05, 2008

    The 1567th step on the last road home.

    Saturday, October 04, 2008

    The 1566th step on the last road home.

    Friday, October 03, 2008

    The 1565th step on the last road home.

    Thursday, October 02, 2008

    The 1564th step on the last road home.

    Wednesday, October 01, 2008

    The 1563rd step on the last road home.