The "Bella Notte" scene in LADY & THE TRAMP is often cited as being
one of the most romantical in film history. It generally doesn't work
well at all if you faithfully recreate it with your lady, however --
but if you ever find a woman who's actually wooed by you and she
eating spaghetti with just your faces in an alley -- you being
bare-assed naked and she wearing nothing but a dog collar -- while two
depraved Italians bellow at you, well, you marry that woman
immediately.