Message in a bottle: meta

Never ever believe bloggers who bang out thousands of words a week about how rilly rilly hard blogging is and/or how they have no time to post right now (and right now, and right now, and right now ....). Stop reading such useless junk right now -- these people will probably never learn to feel a scintilla of shame, self-awareness or pride, they and their blogs are full of shit and if their audiences swallow such stale compliment-fishing bait without hesitation, then such communities aren't worth a second of your time and attention.

(Now please, my friends, stop sending me links to such crap unless it's particularly hilarious/sad. I'm saving all of my aggression for amateur boxers almost half my age, not a bunch of fading New Comics Wednesday blowhards whom I didn't think that much of to begin with. TIA!)