[n]one of those benchmarks we keep hearing about

The first time I've ever actually laughed at one of George W. Bush's "funny comments:"

REPORTER: And also, Mr. President, may I ask you if you have any metrics you'd be willing to share about your reading contest with Mr. Rove?

BUSH: I'm losing. I obviously was working harder on the campaign than he was.

Even rereading it makes me laugh again and again.