a bookmark so old, I have no idea how/why it got there

Most message board threads are moronic, but this one gave me an ice-cream-like headache in its layers of stupid. My favorite part is that the initial idiot bellows about these youngsters who like Rihanna's "S.O.S. (Rescue Me)" being clearly ignorant of "Tainted Love, but then he cites David Benoit [?] of Soft Cell as the song's author. [Ed Cobb wrote it, Gloria Jones first performed it, and Soft Cell covered it 15-20 years later.] That Soft Cell is two guys and neither of them is named David Benoit, and the impression that the messboard doofus has never heard of sampling and how prevalent it's been in youngsters' music for the last 25+ years are tied for a close second.