Merry Mammonas

Good thing we won the War on Xmas, huh? I wasn't sure we could pull a third front off, since our troops & resources are already pretty much tapped by the wars we're losing in Afghanistan and Iraq. Thank Gawd all the real Americans beat the odds and bought lots of useful gifts at a generous retail price from wonderful places likes local malls and Walmart SuperStores. Better luck next year, godless liberals/Osama/Chompsky/activist judges/fill-in-the-blank-here!!!!