Huzzah, I've been whitelisted!

No more unreadable CAPTCHAs for me. Let us celebrate by looking at some more amusing recent spam from my spam folders. Here are two from the gmail:

FROM: traxpublications@Midnigh.
SUBJECT: The European Union Loves Smallville
BODY: CLEARLY THE SHOW IS A HIT... A BETTER QUESTION IS, WILL EUROPE FACILITATE THE EXPANSION OF Â… [p81-m-102005.jpg]

FROM: Elisabeth Sharp
SUBJECT: Dog is the man's best friend.
BODY: Let's make it a well-bred friend. - Your dog can be your best frien or can be your worst enemy making your life miserable. It's Â…


I was cleaning out my old Yahoo email's Bulk folder, when I noticed ... a certain sameness in these unsolicitations. I'm not entirely clear what Cialis is; I assume it's another chemical fuck crutch of some sort. Now I'm somewhat nostalgic for the days of "V1@GR@ 4 FR33!!!" email headers.