Didn't it blow your mind this time? Didn't it?

Great giggly Jesus, just when I thought it was safe to peruse the Tribune Media site for JUMBLE merchandise, my fragile eyeballs and psyche encounter another 300+ page GIL THORPE collection; this time, it's a basketball trade.

WHERE WILL IT END? A COLLECTION OF BASEBALL STORIES? TRACK & FIELD?? BOWLING?? GOLF??? PING-PONG???? HOW CAN GIL GET HIS TEAMS TO SEMI-FINALS EVERY YEAR WHEN IT'S MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO SPEND MORE THAN 30 SECONDS A DAY WITH EACH TEAM??? DAMN YOU GIL THORPE! YOU MANIAC! YOU BLEW IT UP!! GOD .... DAMN YOU ALL TO HELLLLLLLLLLL!