"Doing" the math

O. Get out your calculator.

I. Pick a number, 1 through 9, for the number of orgasms you would like to have in a day. You can't pick 0 nor 10 or more; neither are very healthy for you.

II. Multiply your number by 2.

III. Add 5 to that number.

IV. Multiply it by 50.

V. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1755.
If you haven't, add 1754.

VI. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.

VIb. If you don't have a three-digit number, start over at the beginning; you screwed the math up somewhere.

The first digit of the sum you got was how many orgasms you want to have a day. The last two numbers are your age. THIS IS HOW WELL I KNOW YOU, PERVERT -- AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!!

1 comment:

Tim O'Neil said...

Holy mackeral, you are the messiah of stupid.