O. Get out your calculator.
I. Pick a number, 1 through 9, for the number of orgasms you would like to have in a day. You can't pick 0 nor 10 or more; neither are very healthy for you.
II. Multiply your number by 2.
III. Add 5 to that number.
IV. Multiply it by 50.
V. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1755.
If you haven't, add 1754.
VI. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.
VIb. If you don't have a three-digit number, start over at the beginning; you screwed the math up somewhere.
The first digit of the sum you got was how many orgasms you want to have a day. The last two numbers are your age. THIS IS HOW WELL I KNOW YOU, PERVERT -- AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!!