Owie owie owie, shooting pain in back of neck, stabby feeling in left side, victim of voodoo no doubt, OW! No eBay tonight, ten auctions tomorrow as soon as the new bottle of Advil arrives from the chemist.
Gonna go lay down and rest, you kids be quiet and play this Java-powered emulator of Bagman, best arcade video game ever, despite the dumb name. A tricked-out dimensional version of that game would be the shit and a half. Riding in mining cars and elevators, running from or chasing a hick cop with a pickaxe, running around looking for swag; there's a man's game for you.