1.] It doesn't matter if I'm in the terminal for five minutes or five hours, some jerk I went to high school with will bump into me and try selling me something within 30 seconds. At least this last time, the jerk was selling insurance instead of crack.
2.] I always get bumped from the one bus going where I need to be that day.
3.] The bus people always rub my nose in #2 by giving me a free roundtrip ticket to anywhere they service -- like, all of New York, and some of Pennsylvania and New Jersey -- except the one place I actually visit regularly.
FUCK YOU, THE BUS!!!!!!!
