Tom Petty Is Dead.
Why won't Mel Gibson pray with his stalker? What a dickweed. Wouldn't the Christian thing to do be to just pray with this poor suffering, crazy bastard, call "No Backsies" and then send him on his way? You know Jesus H. Christ would have prayed with him the first time he asked.
Holy crap, even George W. Bush's hometown paper is endorsing John Kerry.
I recently learned that I can lose everything I have ... except my Net connection.