Holy Fucking Shit, Part II: Bex's Boogaloo

Hear ye, hear ye!

Release the Rocktagion; Bex Schwartz is blogging! She's a verb!! And a Zagnut!!! You wish she lived next door to you!!!! And that she kept coming over!!!!! Coming over to watch TV with you!!!!!! To watch your immaculately clean VHS copy of Harry Belafonte's episode of THE MUPPET SHOW!!!!!!! And casually discuss how you want to fuck your closest female friend during the non-Belafonte segments!!!!!!!! And by that, I mean that you and Bex would talk about it during the boring parts, not that you want to fuck your friend during those parts!!!!!!!!! So quit wasting time and go forth and bask in Colonel Bushytail's glory, my fellow squirrels!!!!!!!!!!

In honor of this momentous occasion, I declare August 10 to be Bex Schwartz Day in all of SquirrelNation, now and forevermore! And, I have taken the liberty of borrowing her Fraggle-Data Chart and editing it to illustrate the Fraggle-ness of various stages in my life. Enjoy!

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