GOJIRA ISSUES A MEME

I thought it would be fun to get one of those "meme" things going -- they're like trying to get a "wave" going at a baseball game, right? Those always look like fun, but whenever I start standing up and down, yelling and waving my arms, the crowd freaks the fuck out and flees and the next thing I know, The Man is trying to shove an Oxygen Destroyer down my throat or up my ass. So, here's the next thing for me!

I found a copy of the Proust questionnaire online, and what's cooler and more fun than Proust and talking about yourself, huh???

Copy and paste the questions below and answer them in your blog [and link to this post or I'll smash you and your pitiful home flat]! Let's get an intellectual wave a goin'!!! WooOOOoooOOOoooOOOooo!!!!!

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
The years 1978-1983.

Where would you like to live?
Having Pangaega back would be nice.

What is your idea of earthly happiness?
Good friends, good conversation and a few metric tons of good food.

To what faults do you feel most indulgent?
Vanity, careless destruction, masturbation.

Who are your favorite heroes of fiction?
Rokkuchan, Umberto Domenico Ferrari, Ethan Edwards.

Who are your favorite characters in history?
Buddha, Barnum Brown, Abraham Lincoln.

Who are your favorite heroines in real life?
Momoko Kochi, Rei Kikukawa, Margaret Sanger.

Who are your favorite heroines of fiction?
Carol Ainsley McCoy, Kitty Pryde, Mary Magdalene.

Your favorite painter?
Franz Kline.

Your favorite musician?
Akira Ifukube.

The quality you most admire in a man?
Assuming you mean a male human: His opposable thumbs.

The quality you most admire in a woman?
In a female human: The ability to go into heat and mate at will.

Your favorite virtue?
Strength.

Your favorite occupation?
Actor.

Who would you have liked to be?
Akira Kurosawa.

Your most marked characteristic?
My enormous heart.

What do you most value in your friends?
Their lack of fear.

What is your principle defect?
My mighty body.

What is your dream of happiness?
A world where everything is my size.

What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?
Nuclear War.

What would you like to be?
Done with this questionnaire!

In what country would you like to live?
I already live here!

What is your favorite color?
Charcoal Gray, the same as my skin.

What is your favorite flower?
Chrysanthemum.

What is your favorite bird?
The Seagull.

Who are your favorite prose writers?
Haruki Murakami, Kobo Abe, Raymond Chandler.

Who are your favorite poets?
T.S. Eliot, Edgar Lee Masters, Edward Arlington Robinson.

Who are your heroes in real life?
Tomoyuki Tanaka, Toshiro Mifune, Orson Welles.

What are your favorite names?
Godzilla, ThundaLizard54, BigDaddyDino, Fuckstick Le Deux.

What is it you most dislike?
The National Guard.

What historical figures do you most despise?
Paul W. Tibbets, Adolf Hitler, Genghis Khan.

What event in military history do you most admire?
The Battle of Mikatagahara.

What reform do you most admire?
The dismantling of Japan's nationalist military complex following WWII.

What natural gift would you most like to possess?
Flight.

How would you like to die?
My atomic heart explodes, reducing you tiny cretins to a cinder.

What is your present state of mind?
I'm really starting to hate filling this thing out.

What is your motto?
"All attack any creature with more than one head on general principle."

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