Why, yes -- yes, I am trying to make you somewhat nauseous. Whatever gave me away?
I cashed my unemployment check! I bought eggs! And then baked a cake! And a batch of cornbread! I just watched these two redneck roommates/lovers who live kitty-corner to my building argue about who stole who's laundry! I couldn't find my manuals for my modem! And tomorrow my building's gonna get painted! Woohoo! Yes yes yes!